Tow Mexicans



Tow Mexicans, had accused each other of cheating, and both of them were getting angrier and angrier.
‘I’ll kill you!’ shouted Jose.           
Miguel laughed rudely and answered. “You could never kill me, but I could kill you !”
“Just try ! “ Jose shouted back. ‘We’ll fight a duel in the park at five o’clock tomorrow morning”
‘No,not in the park’. Miguel answered. ‘The police might see or hear us there. Let’s go out to a quiet place in the country’
‘All right’, said Jose, “I accept. Let’s go to San Antonio by the first train tomorrow morning. That’s where I usually fight my duels”
‘I do to’ , answered Miguel.
The next morning they went to the railway station together, and Jose bought a return ticket, but Miguel bought a single once.
“Ho, ho !” said Jose, ‘so you don’t except to return ?  I always get a return ticket”
‘I never do’, answered Miguel calmly.’ I always use my opponent’s other half.’





Argentina Primera Clausura round 11


Godoy Cruz Mza. 1 – 0 Lanus
Colon 1 – 0 All Boys
Rosario Central 2 – 1 Boca Juniors
River Plate 1 – 0 Newells Old Boys
Gimnasia LP 3 – 1 Tigre
San Lorenzo 2 – 0 Arsenal S.

table

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
1 Colon 11 6 3 2 10 6 4 21
2 Velez Sarsfield 11 6 2 3 22 15 7 20
3 River Plate 11 6 2 3 13 10 3 20
4 Godoy Cruz Mza. 11 5 4 2 13 8 5 19
5 San Lorenzo 11 5 3 3 12 9 3 18
6 Estudiantes 11 4 6 1 10 7 3 18
7 Lanus 11 5 1 5 12 15 –3 16
8 Gimnasia LP 11 4 3 4 15 15 0 15
9 Rosario Central 11 4 3 4 13 13 0 15
10 Olimpo 11 4 3 4 9 9 0 15
11 Newells Old Boys 11 3 5 3 12 9 3 14
12 Atl. Rafaela 11 3 5 3 14 13 1 14
13 All Boys 11 3 4 4 8 12 –4 13
14 Boca Juniors 11 3 3 5 10 11 –1 12
15 Argentinos Juniors 11 2 6 3 5 7 –2 12
16 Belgrano 11 2 6 3 13 16 –3 12
17 Quilmes 11 3 2 6 6 10 –4 11
18 Tigre 11 1 7 3 5 8 –3 10
19 Arsenal S. 11 3 1 7 9 15 –6 10
20 Racing Club 11 2 3 6 13 16 –3 9


Europa league quater-finals







Saturday, April 5, 2014

Tow Mexicans



Tow Mexicans, had accused each other of cheating, and both of them were getting angrier and angrier.
‘I’ll kill you!’ shouted Jose.           
Miguel laughed rudely and answered. “You could never kill me, but I could kill you !”
“Just try ! “ Jose shouted back. ‘We’ll fight a duel in the park at five o’clock tomorrow morning”
‘No,not in the park’. Miguel answered. ‘The police might see or hear us there. Let’s go out to a quiet place in the country’
‘All right’, said Jose, “I accept. Let’s go to San Antonio by the first train tomorrow morning. That’s where I usually fight my duels”
‘I do to’ , answered Miguel.
The next morning they went to the railway station together, and Jose bought a return ticket, but Miguel bought a single once.
“Ho, ho !” said Jose, ‘so you don’t except to return ?  I always get a return ticket”
‘I never do’, answered Miguel calmly.’ I always use my opponent’s other half.’





Friday, April 4, 2014

Argentina Primera Clausura round 11


Godoy Cruz Mza. 1 – 0 Lanus
Colon 1 – 0 All Boys
Rosario Central 2 – 1 Boca Juniors
River Plate 1 – 0 Newells Old Boys
Gimnasia LP 3 – 1 Tigre
San Lorenzo 2 – 0 Arsenal S.

table

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
1 Colon 11 6 3 2 10 6 4 21
2 Velez Sarsfield 11 6 2 3 22 15 7 20
3 River Plate 11 6 2 3 13 10 3 20
4 Godoy Cruz Mza. 11 5 4 2 13 8 5 19
5 San Lorenzo 11 5 3 3 12 9 3 18
6 Estudiantes 11 4 6 1 10 7 3 18
7 Lanus 11 5 1 5 12 15 –3 16
8 Gimnasia LP 11 4 3 4 15 15 0 15
9 Rosario Central 11 4 3 4 13 13 0 15
10 Olimpo 11 4 3 4 9 9 0 15
11 Newells Old Boys 11 3 5 3 12 9 3 14
12 Atl. Rafaela 11 3 5 3 14 13 1 14
13 All Boys 11 3 4 4 8 12 –4 13
14 Boca Juniors 11 3 3 5 10 11 –1 12
15 Argentinos Juniors 11 2 6 3 5 7 –2 12
16 Belgrano 11 2 6 3 13 16 –3 12
17 Quilmes 11 3 2 6 6 10 –4 11
18 Tigre 11 1 7 3 5 8 –3 10
19 Arsenal S. 11 3 1 7 9 15 –6 10
20 Racing Club 11 2 3 6 13 16 –3 9


Europa league quater-finals